Agent WD-40 Denies Allegations

A recent interview with The FBI appeared in Washington City Paper online.

The band was asked to answer some questions in the WCP weekly feature, Pop Quiz.

Ari “bag of tricks” Francisco, AKA Franco, is a known FBI “Most Wanted” auxiliary musician.

Franco was granted one question in the Pop Quiz. The FBI’s Special Agent and Publicist who chose not to be named at this time approved this and simply quoted “looking back on it, it wasn’t a good idea, in-fact I should have kept Ice, Rocko and Angelo out of it as well.”
Agent WD-40 released the following statement the day the piece was released by Washington City Paper online.

“Franco should not have been allowed to speak on my behalf; how this got passed our publicist is beyond me. WD-40 always conducts himself as a professional when doing a job. Obviously this is Franco’s idea of a joke and it was done in bad taste.

This sophomoric sense of humor and juvenile behavior is another example of what the agents have to deal with on a constant basis.”